Thursday 5 July 2018

Teaser For "Da Watermelon"

Once there was a VERY overweight watermelon who eats dense milk with chocolate sauce for every meal.

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The Muffin...xD

Once upon a time There was a Grouchy Muffin that is afraid of bananas, the reason for this is his parents were eaten by a guy in a banana suit, and the remaining muffin turned quite grouchy due to his parents not being around.
When he turned 40, he moved into a little quiet neighborhood.
One fateful day he he heard a noise coming from his door, KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! He opened the door… IT WAS THE GUY IN THE BANANA SUIT!
The Grouchy Muffin got eaten and that was the end of him and the only evidence of his existence was the kids who trick or treated at his house and got kicked out.
The end. xD
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